February 2012
8 posts
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Feb 18th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 5th
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January 2012
31 posts
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Jan 30th
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Jan 28th
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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I wanna see Chronicle, Chronicle looks cool
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
36,360 notes
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The American Government.
Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can -
Court: How dare you breathe?
Jan 21st
59,549 notes
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Literal Harry Potter Book Titles.
itsdamnfunny: Philosopher’s Stone: Harry Potter and the guy with the creepy turban. Chamber of Secrets: Harry Potter and the REALLY BIG SNAKE. Prisoner of Azkaban: Harry Potter and his father’s weird friends. Goblet of Fire: Harry Potter and the year shit got real. Order of the Phoenix: Harry Potter and the crazy cat lady. Half-Blood Prince: Harry Potter and the hormones kick...
Jan 21st
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My opinion on how school is going to be in 100...
Teacher: Today we will be learning about the start of the World Wide Web War on January 19/20, 2012, now turn to page 394 on your Kindles
Student: My great grandparents fought in that war. On their Tumblr blogs.
Teacher: You must be very proud of them
Jan 21st
76,604 notes
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
Reblog if you breathe.
damnthatswhatshesaid: OH MY GOD THE NOTES.THE NOTES. Follow Damn! That’s What She Said! for more!
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
Jan 15th
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Person: Hi!
Me: Fuck off...
*minutes later...*
Person: Okay, done doing that. What was the homework?
*face palm*
Jan 5th
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Jan 3rd
1 note
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
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December 2011
37 posts
Dec 31st
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Where do you get all of your funny posts on...
From the deep dark corners of my mind… And tumblr!
Dec 28th
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When the girl that you like, is all like "I am...
And you’re like “Bitch, I am standing right here.”
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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why i’m single: i have the sex appeal of a carrot i’m awkward i like tumblr more than humans i’m boring i’m married to food i’m ugly  i’m easy to forget But a girl masturbated with a carrot once… I saw it on 1000 Ways to Die. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH! okay, never mind…
Dec 27th
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Twas the night before Christmas, And all through the house, Not a Creature was stirring, Except for me. I was thirsty and needed a glass of water.
Dec 25th
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Me: I fell asleep to this one song, I woke up at the end of the next one.
Friend: Or it could have looped all the way around.
Me: :O OMFG
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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When you hear your parents coming when you're not...
damnthatswhatshesaid: Follow Damn! That’s What She Said! for more! yeah, pretty much
Dec 22nd
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