February 2012
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January 2012
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I wanna see Chronicle, Chronicle looks cool
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The American Government.
Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can -
Court: How dare you breathe?
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Literal Harry Potter Book Titles.
itsdamnfunny:
Philosopher’s Stone: Harry Potter and the guy with the creepy turban.
Chamber of Secrets: Harry Potter and the REALLY BIG SNAKE.
Prisoner of Azkaban: Harry Potter and his father’s weird friends.
Goblet of Fire: Harry Potter and the year shit got real.
Order of the Phoenix: Harry Potter and the crazy cat lady.
Half-Blood Prince: Harry Potter and the hormones kick...
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My opinion on how school is going to be in 100...
Teacher: Today we will be learning about the start of the World Wide Web War on January 19/20, 2012, now turn to page 394 on your Kindles
Student: My great grandparents fought in that war. On their Tumblr blogs.
Teacher: You must be very proud of them
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Reblog if you breathe.
damnthatswhatshesaid:
OH MY GOD THE NOTES.THE NOTES.
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Person: Hi!
Me: Fuck off...
*minutes later...*
Person: Okay, done doing that. What was the homework?
*face palm*
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December 2011
37 posts
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Where do you get all of your funny posts on...
From the deep dark corners of my mind…
And tumblr!
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When the girl that you like, is all like "I am...
And you’re like “Bitch, I am standing right here.”
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why i’m single:
i have the sex appeal of a carrot
i’m awkward
i like tumblr more than humans
i’m boring
i’m married to food
i’m ugly
i’m easy to forget
But a girl masturbated with a carrot once…
I saw it on 1000 Ways to Die.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!
okay, never mind…
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Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
Not a Creature was stirring,
Except for me.
I was thirsty and needed a glass of water.
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Me: I fell asleep to this one song, I woke up at the end of the next one.
Friend: Or it could have looped all the way around.
Me: :O OMFG
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When you hear your parents coming when you're not...
damnthatswhatshesaid:
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yeah, pretty much